It is part of my master plan to bring Saturday night television viewing back to its glory years! It would be as follows:

This would be a Saturday night show which would be an eclectic mix of music and money! Top Of The Tops issues a run down of the previous week’s charts, air the current week’s newly released pieces and introduce pieces that will be released the forthcoming Monday. In between all this, we have The National Lottery draws, where celebrity figures from the music world will release those big money balls!

Perhaps we could also have competitions where the ghastly members of the general public can come in and meet their heroes in the next show, and the usual crap quiz show in and around all this too.

The last paragraph is optional… but anyhow, thank you for giving me the opportunity to retell this freaky dream of mine!