Conjectural Transcript of the Upcoming Negotiations Between Apple and Universal Music

What would Steve Jobs say if Universal wanted ransom money?

Jobs
How about you take one of those white Zunes and you turn it brown, Doug.
Doug (Universal)
Pardon?
Apple Attorney
Mr. Jobs is suggesting that you take a white Microsoft Zune 30 gigabyte digital music player and insert it into your rectum.
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