I wouldn’t usually link to The Mirror, but they do have a funny article about Britain’s stupidest call centre customers of which this one I select for this Stupid Alert:
- Tech Support
- I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
- Customer
- OK.
- Tech Support
- Did you get a pop-up menu?
- Customer
- No.
- Tech Support
- OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
- Customer
- No.
- Tech Support
- OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
- Customer
- Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click”.