Stupid Alert: write-click on the desktop

I wouldn’t usually link to The Mirror, but they do have a funny article about Britain’s stupidest call centre customers of which this one I select for this Stupid Alert:

Tech Support
I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer
OK.
Tech Support
Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer
No.
Tech Support
OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer
No.
Tech Support
OK. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer
Sure. You told me to write “click” and I wrote “click”.
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