If something as sublime and revolutionary as Python came along today, the Mail would try to kill it
stone dead, and it’d rope in thousands of angry old idiots to help, all of them bravely marching to the
Ofcom website to register their disgust. What a rush. Feel that pipsqueak throb of empowerment
coursing through your starched and joyless veins! You’ve crushed some fun, and it feels good to be
“Hulk. Smash!” Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk’s USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film. Film co-written by star. Edward Norton. Norton in it. Norton write it. Norton not need gamma-radiation poisoning to get big head. Thing is: Hulk head weirdly small. Compared with rest of big green body.
Confuse fantasy with reality and you might find yourself doing crazy things, like trying to wave hello
to Ian Beale each time you see him on the telly, or buying homeopathic remedies – both of which are
equally boneheaded pursuits.
Look at the accredited practitioners of the art: top of their list of qualified Brain Gym
“instructor/consultants” is a woman who is apparently also a “chiropractor for humans and animals”.
That’s nothing: I read tarot cards for fish.
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Charge: You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system, and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference between patriotism and nationalism — it’s nationalism when foreigners do it. You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means screwing yourself over.
Sentence: A gradual decline into abject poverty as you continue to vote against your own self-interest. Death by an easily treated disorder that your health insurance doesn’t cover. You deserve it, chump.
As on an ordinary aircraft, customers buckle themselves in and watch a safety demonstration.
But when they look out of the windows, the landscape never changes. Even if “Captain” Gupta
wanted to get off the ground, the plane would not go far: it only has one wing and a large part of
the tail is missing.
One “passenger” commented that “it is much more beautiful than I ever imagined”. I’d question whether she would still hold the same opinion if she experienced the security checks, queues, delays, customs and the rest of the baggage that comes with modern aviation.
They use kissing as a way of assessing the recipient as a potential partner,
and later to maintain intimacy and to check the status of a relationship.
But men placed less importance on it, using it to increase the likelihood of sex,
Evolutionary Psychology reported.